Monday, March 17, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Lost Flight Found!

Today the International Security Organization (ISO) unveiled the secret of missing Malaysian Flight 370.
Taerg Rekaf of the ISO, stated that in fact Flight 370 did indeed make an oblique course correction in its flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing China, in order to begin the first phase of an International plan for the development of a new intergalactic colony.

Flight 370 made a mid-course correction in order to fly to the Diego Garcia, in the Indian Ocean, a top secret base for British and American spy agencies.

 In order to keep the project secret at the time, the plane’s transponder and other navigation reporting systems were turned off.  Rekaf admitted that the operation mangers did forget about the Rolls Royce engine Technical Reporting System (TRS) on the aircraft's engines that continued to ‘ping’ its technical data to satellites. 

Upon Flight 370’s arrival at Diego Garcia, the aircraft was quickly refitted with a special regenerating air system, to provide clean breathable air for the passengers and crew, for the three week trip to its final destination.  The cargo hold was loaded with food and supplies along with special built inflatable domes for housing and on the ground operations.

The news report that the engine’s TRS indicated that the aircraft had reached an altitude of 45,000 feet was accurate, as that was the last altitude able to be reported as Flight 370 traveled upward to leave Earth’s atmosphere on its way to making history as the first internationally sponsored colonization since the founding of the New World by sailing ships filled with the dreams of pioneers.

Flight 370, now designated Mayflower II, is one week from its history making adventure as it will land and begin construction and inhabiting operations on the surface of Earth’s Moon. 

All the passengers and crew of the former Flight 370 had volunteered for this mission and had been in training in Kuala Lumpur, Iran, Germany, the United States and China for the past 7 years.
More information is pending after the first Boeing aircraft to fly in space, lands on the Plains of Foops on the surface of the Moon.

……well there you have it!  Another news story full of hearsay and rumor!  If you read the story carefully you will notice the ISO Spokesman Mr. Taerg RekaF is ‘Great Faker’ spelled backwards and The Plains of Foops is ‘spoof’ backwards.

My point here is that I can write a news story about the missing Flight 370 that is no less true or speculative than what all the major news outlets have been giving for the past ten days…….

In truth, we don’t know what happened to the aircraft and each government and each news outlet is just feeding us ‘stuff’ to ‘sell newspapers’, not to tell us the truth – all of them speculating a new theory each day so that they ‘can be the first to tell you the real story’ if their report turns out to be correct.

Folks….even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Geniuses at Work

The Washington State Legislature has crafted a brilliant new law, and the Governor is signing it, to prohibit individuals under the age of 18 from using tanning bed services.  The law further states that those under 18 could use tanning bed services if they have a Doctor’s prescription to do so. 

However, even with a Doctor’s prescription or if an individual appears to be too young, they must provide a ‘government issued’ picture identification before services can be rendered.


My Lord who have we elected?  Are they all on drugs?  Truly, there can be no other explanation!

Monday, March 10, 2014

You Can’t Pick and Choose

In this writing I will not take a position pro or con on the subjects of ‘gay rights or same sex marriages’.  What I will do is to point out the hypocrisy on both sides of the argument.

First the Christians: It is common and usually loud, to have a Christian speak against ‘same sex marriage’ legislation, always stating “The Bile speaks against this sort of behavior”, which of course is true – however the same people will say “Jesus did away with the laws” as they refer to an editor’s note in the New Testament, not an actual citation of Scripture.  You can’t have it both ways – either the Laws of God (all of them) apply or they (all of them) don’t!

The reality is, the cited Scripture from the Torah (Leviticus 19:20) is only one of God’s Laws.  There are 612 other Laws that we must pay attention to as well.  You shall not murder, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, you shall not commit adultery, you shall observe the Sabbath, you shall have only one God, you shall honor your father and mother, you shall not eat certain foods or wear certain clothing, you shall celebrate the festivals of God and the list goes on and on.  While I admit there are some laws that are not applicable today because they relate to the Temple in Jerusalem and the Priesthood (neither of which exist today), the rest still are valid. 

So in your zeal to attack another group of people that you don’t agree with, why not take a look at your own life and the laws of God you choose not to obey.  Remember that in the New Testament Matthew 7:4 it says “ or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ and behold, the log is in your own eye”.  In other words, don’t judge someone else when your life isn't so perfect.  Spend more time getting your life back on track before you take on the responsibility of telling others how to live. Your attitude towards others and your lifestyle will be the best witness you ever have. 

Now the Gay Community:  You must understand that Christians, Jews and Muslims have strict rules against Gay lifestyles.  That is their right, not only given by the Constitution of the United States, but based on the ‘Freedom of Choice’ given to them and you by the God of the universe.

The hateful and destructive speech and name calling will never resolve a thing.  If it is your intention to drive wedges between your community and the rest of society, you are doing a good job.  However, if you are trying to educate those who oppose you, legislative or culturally, you are directing your zeal in the wrong way.  Be patient and be respectful; If attitudes are going to change it will take time.  They may never change, but then again they might, so why not take a positive attitude.

You don’t get to pick and choose either.  If you expect people to respect your position, you must respect their position.  We live in a wonderful country where opposing views use to be tolerated….we need to return to that way of living.  . Your attitude towards others and your lifestyle will be the best witness you ever have. 

I have always been happy that God didn't invite me into His ministry of judgment….you should be thankful too.