BREAKING NEWS: Lost Flight Found!

Today the International Security Organization (ISO) unveiled the secret of missing Malaysian Flight 370.

Taerg Rekaf of the ISO, stated that in fact Flight 370 did indeed make an oblique course correction in its flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing China, in order to begin the first phase of an International plan for the development of a new intergalactic colony.

Flight 370 made a mid-course correction in order to fly to the Diego Garcia, in the Indian Ocean, a top secret base for British and American spy agencies.

 In order to keep the project secret at the time, the plane’s transponder and other navigation reporting systems were turned off.  Rekaf admitted that the operation mangers did forget about the Rolls Royce engine Technical Reporting System (TRS) on the aircraft's engines that continued to ‘ping’ its technical data to satellites. 

Upon Flight 370’s arrival at Diego Garcia, the aircraft was quickly refitted with a special regenerating air system, to provide clean breathable air for the passengers and crew, for the three week trip to its final destination.  The cargo hold was loaded with food and supplies along with special built inflatable domes for housing and on the ground operations.

The news report that the engine’s TRS indicated that the aircraft had reached an altitude of 45,000 feet was accurate, as that was the last altitude able to be reported as Flight 370 traveled upward to leave Earth’s atmosphere on its way to making history as the first internationally sponsored colonization since the founding of the New World by sailing ships filled with the dreams of pioneers.

Flight 370, now designated Mayflower II, is one week from its history making adventure as it will land and begin construction and inhabiting operations on the surface of Earth’s Moon. 

All the passengers and crew of the former Flight 370 had volunteered for this mission and had been in training in Kuala Lumpur, Iran, Germany, the United States and China for the past 7 years.

More information is pending after the first Boeing aircraft to fly in space, lands on the Plains of Foops on the surface of the Moon.

……well there you have it!  Another news story full of hearsay and rumor!  If you read the story carefully you will notice the ISO Spokesman Mr. Taerg RekaF is ‘Great Faker’ spelled backwards and The Plains of Foops is ‘spoof’ backwards.

My point here is that I can write a news story about the missing Flight 370 that is no less true or speculative than what all the major news outlets have been giving for the past ten days…….

In truth, we don’t know what happened to the aircraft and each government and each news outlet is just feeding us ‘stuff’ to ‘sell newspapers’, not to tell us the truth – all of them speculating a new theory each day so that they ‘can be the first to tell you the real story’ if their report turns out to be correct.

Folks….even a broken clock is right twice a day.